Leland Welker was strolling through the mall one day when he saw astrange sight. It was an old-fashioned wooden shop called "Spells R Us".He was bored, so he decided to enter on a whim. Leland couldn't believeall the junk in there, and didn't understand what he would do in a placelike this. Just then he noticed a short old man behind the counter. Helooked at least eighty years old, and he wore an old crimson bathrobe. He asked the guy, "Look, I've read stories about your place before. AndI know you're a wizard, so I'll spare you asking how you know my name. But I do wanna know, how come your robe changes color and appearance fromtale to tale?"The SRU wizard sighed in relief. "You're the easiest customer I'veworked with in ages. And I like your style. So I'll gladly answer yourquestion. This is a mood robe. Its color and appearance varies with theviewer. What color do you see?""It's crimson. But what's the point in asking me?""Simple, Leland. The color tells me a lot about your personality. Crimson indicates someone who's impatient with the way things are. Hewants what he wants, and he wants it NOW. So now I know not to beataround the bush with you. What do you want from me?"Leland thought about it, then said, "I'd like you to grant three wishes. First, I wanna be taller. Second, I...""Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, there. I'm only a wizard. I don't dowishes. Thankfully, I've got just what you want." The old man pulled anold Arabian lamp from under the counter. "Just rub this, and you getthree wishes granted. Be warned, this wish-granter is a mischievoustyke. He'll always grant the LETTER of your wishes, but he could verywell tinker with the SPIRIT of it. So have fun, and be careful!"Leland started to leave the shop, then the wizard replied, "Aren't youforgetting something?""Oh, yeah. How much do I owe you for the lamp?""Nothing. It's been prepaid, by a person I'm doing a favor for. I can'ttell you who, or what'll happen with your wishes, but I can tell you,both you and this other person will be quite satisfied with the results."Leland smiled, bid the wizard good day, and left the Spells R Usfranchise. Even so, he still found it hard to think the playful old manwould ever let him off this easily. He stared at the lamp, and thoughtto himself, "Maybe I should just rub it now, and let the genie grant mywishes." Then he chuckled and thought, "Yeah, and I've got baked beansfor brains. Here I go, rubbing my Сmagic lamp' for the Сgenie' to comeout." Certain nothing special would happen, Leland continued to rub thelamp until he could see his reflection in the dulled brass. Suddenly,smoke emerged out, and a towering Arab appeared lying on the top. Hewore a denim turban, a denim vest, denim trousers, and denim slippers."You called, Master?" he inquired?Leland could only stare in disbelief. "Who are you?""I am the Jean Genie. I grant three wishes to anyone who rubs my lamp. And don't ask me to grant more wishes, because if you do, I'll turn youinto a denim jacket!"Leland gulped. He knew he had to act fast. Then he thought of his life.The 25-year-old high- school dropout lived alone, in the poor part oftown. He had a decent job working for the local supermarket, but itdidn't pay well, and he knew he'd have to finish school to get a betterposition. He was taking night school, but it'd be a few months before hefinished. He toyed with the idea of improving his work situation, butrealized what he really needed: love. Leland had just broken up with alovely girlfriend, and didn't know what to do. He couldn't just "kissand make up" with Sally; he realized they simply weren't meant to be. And no other woman would do, not unless he was sure she really wantedhim... That's it! "Genie, I want you to make me totally attractive tothe next customer who exits Victoria's Secret.""Granted, Master." Since he was seated just outside of Victoria's Secretalready, all Leland did was sit and wait. Then he noticed abeautiful-looking lady exit the store. She was about five foot ten, twoinches taller than him. She also had beautiful, flowing blond hair,large but not unwieldy breasts, a figure to die for, and a creamy smoothcomplexion. She was a keeper, all right. She stared at Leland longingly, then said, "Hi there, gorgeous." Gorgeous?!, Leland thought to himself. In shock, Leland looked down,awaiting his new love's dream figure. He was shocked to see his bodytake the form of a buxom babe in a dress and pumps!"Genie, what happened?" he asked."Why don't you ask her yourself?" he replied.He walked up to her and asked, "Hello. My name is Lel- err, Lee. Whoare you?""I'm Lois Finkelsteen," she replied. "And I must say, you look reallycute!"A horrible idea occurred to Lee. "Lois, by any chance, do you preferwomen?""Of course I do, silly! Would I have called you Сcute' if I werestraight, darling? And your red hair, green eyes, hourglass figure, andpretty face are exactly what I like in a woman."Lee examined his body. Yes, she had all the defining curves of a woman,and just what any female should have between her legs. She couldn'tbelieve the total lack of a bulge. "Genie! This isn't what I wanted! Iwish I could have a penis between my legs again!""Are you SURE that's your final wish? Wouldn't you rather call a friendand consult him first?""No! Give me my penis back NOW!""Okay, Mistress." He snickered, waved his arms, and said, "Wishgranted."Lee stared at her body. She was still female in all respects, withbreasts and a knockout figure. "Genie! Didn't you hear my wish?""I sure did. Feel your crotch if you don't believe me."Lee did so, and was surprised to feel a rather large bulge at the frontof her panties. She quickly asked Lois, "Would you mind seeing me in theladies' room?""Of course not. Oooh, Lee, you're a naughty one!""That's not what I meant, Lois. I have a, ehrm, personal problem weshould discuss." The two of them found the nearest ladies' room, andducked into an empty stall. There, Lee explained about the genie andshowed Lois her masculine thing. Even so, Lois could still see the usualfeminine apparatus underneath.To Lois's surprise, Lee expressed joy. "The magic part is hard toswallow, but I'll admit, this is pretty convincing! Plus, I've alwayshad a secret desire to have intercourse with a woman. In fact, myfondest desire is a special change in my own body.""Really, Lois? What do you want? I've still got a wish coming, and thegenie should grant it to me."Lois whispered it into Lee's ear. She giggled back and asked for thegenie.He appeared. "You called, Mistress, um, Master, I mean, - oh, forget it.What do you want?"Lee told him, "I wish-"TEN MONTHS LATER:Lee and Lois were rushed into the hospital. The taxi driver left themoff, and the big-bellied women walked in as fast as they could. Thereceptionist asked them, "What are you here for?"The two replied, "We're about to deliver our babies.""What are your names?""I'm Lee Welker, and this is my life partner Lois Finkelsteen.""So you're lesbians?""You could say that," Lois replied. She and Lee both snickered."Okay. Will the fathers be present for the births?""Yes. However, they won't be present with the mothers.""Why not?""We are going to deliver in separate rooms, right?"The receptionist was getting a little testy at these remarks. "Issomething fishy going on here?"Lee replied, "There's a little something unusual, yes, but you'll findout about that soon enough. Can you just finish asking the questionsneeded to fill out your forms? Oooh, I think I feel a contraction comingon!"The receptionist quickly finished the questions, then each lady waswheeled to a separate room. The doctors found the oddities implied bythe ladies' remarks, but their babies were delivered without incident. Afterwards, Lois and Lee got back together in their post-delivery rooms."My gosh, Lee, we both have twins! Both a boy and a girl!""Well, doesn't that seem appropriate, Lois?""In a way, it does!" They giggled again, and decided to name the twinsLois delivered Adam and Eve, while Lee's were called Paul and Paula.Lee was pleased Lois had paid for the genie. And was grateful for theresults, too. For that matter, so was Lois. Lee had a hard timebelieving Lois had used the third wish to become a hermaphrodite, too. Even so, their lives together were excellent. And their sexual play wasnothing short of amazing. They even got to father each others' children.Truly, Lee and Lois had been made for each other.